Tumblr: The place where people can write a 15 paragraph analysis of a 30 second clip, But at the same time can't write a 4 paragraph essay.
ghostfishkrillah: tumblr amazes me because i can log off for an hour and by the time i’ve come back i managed to miss an entire dashboard trend beginning, ending, and being overused to hell and back
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
departured: I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
niallshit: if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
atomicpunkette11: I wanna text you so bad but theres an nagging voice in the back of my head saying “don’t… you’re annoying enough already”
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
yiaichenn: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now ...